I like the way you think..
- TEACHER: There were four birds on a tree. I shot 1 of them, how many were left?
- BOY: None, cause the other 3 flew away.
- TEACHER: Wrong, the answer is 3... But I like the way you think.
- BOY: Let me also ask you a question ma'am. There were three women eating ice drop in an ice cream shop. 1 is licking, 1 is biting, and 1 is sucking. Who among them is married?
- TEACHER: The one who is sucking!
- BOY: Wrong, The one who has a wedding ring. But I like the way you think ma'am.
